In The Love Song of J. Edgar Goldstein, an homage to one of my favouritest poems ever, Chris Clarke skewers Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom latest ill-humoured rant.
On my blog the women come and bitch
Reading Ivan Denisovitch.
And indeed there will be time
To download videos of laissez faire,
Time to pull rants from my derriere,
With a cowlick in the middle of my hair -[They will say: "How his schtick is growing thin!"]
How absolutely de-fucking-lightful.