Everyone remembers the old porn name game, right?
YOUR PORN NAME
(First Pet's Name + Name of Street First Lived On)
My porn name is Rusty Bruce, which, as I have often noted, sounds alarmingly butch.
Here are the rest:
YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME
(grandfather/grandmother on your father's side, your favorite sweet/lolly):
Nell Praline
YOUR FLY GIRL/GUY NAME
(first initial of first name followed by "izzle", first two or three letters of your last name followed by "dizzle"):
Vizzle Mardizzle
(Last name sounded just too silly, so I used my middle name)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME
(favorite color, favorite animal):
Teal Tiger
YOUR STAR WARS NAME
(first 3 letters of your name- last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name repeated twice):
Vivams Molmol
SUPERHERO NAME
("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive):
The Teal 626 (doesn't quite have that ring, does it?)
The Teal Spyder (sold it ages ago, but did drive one for a while)
Superhero weapon of choice?
I'll just have to go with the Dastardly Dagger of Doom.
2 comments:
Fluffy Cheesecake Panda boy, nevermind. We love you anyway.
We've never had pets, which makes me a one name wonder
porn star Dover at your service.
Joan Chocolate, starring soon at a cinema near you.
Red Platypus, unlikely to catch any crims with a stupid name like that.
Katlly, a very little-known character in the original Star Wars.
The Red Cressida, who can replace a dodgy catalytic converter in a single bound (sadly and expensively this is not really a superpower I possess).
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