You just know there's dwarves buried under her patio, don't you?
What was the wardrobe department at Ten thinking? Watch out for warty old ladies with apples, Sandra.
And in my defence, I was only watching Ten because Ross Noble was on Rove, so we braved the barrage of ads. When we saw the promos for the late night news, I just had to wait and see whether those red sleeves actually were puffy. Yes, they are - it might be an understated noughties puff, but I know a puffy sleeve when I see a puffy sleeve.
I once loved dresses like this one, but I had an excuse: it was the '80s.