Anyway, he live-blogged the cheesilicious Eurovision Song Contest, which I actually made Mr Tog watch for an hour (and yea, he did findeth the cheese snark-smacking good).
But I didn't come close to Flutey's snark:
"Ooh, a half time break. Time to reflect. Part of the reason I love the ESC is the bastard in me loving the idea of something intended to be so noble, be so base. A bit like Queen Elizabeth going on the game."Go over to The Daily Flute and read the rest. You know you want to.